The real reason your ass has been itching like crazy!
THIS has been happening to you every night
It WILL happen again tonight unless you stop it NOW!
HOW MUCH LONGER WILL YOU TOLERATE THESE CREATURES?
Isn't it time you said "ENOUGH!" to this nasty problem and eradicate it in just MINUTES from now?
YOUR PINWORM PROBLEM
The thousands of pinworms living inside you right now, wriggling around and breeding at a rapid pace each and every night, laying millions of tiny, microscopic eggs on your anus (as you can see above) and making your life miserable into the bargain. How much longer are YOU going to let this continue? How much longer are you going to put up with the frustration and discomfort? How much longer are you going to let this affect your health?
If you've NOT had enough, then you probably enjoy scratching yourself and need more help than I can possibly give you.
If you're a normal, respectable person then please read on.
HOW I FINALLY DESTROYED THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Unfortunately for many of us, going to the doctors with a problem like this is not an easy thing to do. We can be very proud creatures after all (especially us men). When I had this problem, I finally worked up my nerve to go and see the doctor, but the doctors assistant was insanely hot and smiling at me, and because of my ego I wussed out and pretended to be looking for vaccination leaflets (yeah right). So off I went, and the problem persisted for another year before I finally decided ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
the final straw
Over the previous 3 years, I had just scratched my anus raw to the point where I was bleeding from the ass after every dump, I had gained a ton of weight, and the itching had reached a level of intensity where I was compelled to scratch myself in public, no matter how bad it got!
As often happens in life, the moment we finally say “enough is enough”, like magic the answer we’ve been looking for simply falls straight into our lap (very much like what's happening to you now). Within 2 days of my decision...
All the pinworms
All the eggs
All the itching and frustration...
HAD ALL GONE!
THE STAG WEEKEND/THE ACCIDENTAL DISCOVERY
I had the honor of being the best man for my friend Mike’s wedding. For his stag weekend, me and the boys took him to a health retreat set in beautiful, lush grounds.
Mike was a fat fucker, and his wife to be was a real looker so he decided to get himself healthy and fit for her. Which was fortunate for both of us that we took this weekend retreat.
The first afternoon there, we were given an absolutely delicious detox elixir. Not questioning what it did, we simply drank it all down.
What happened that night was truly amazing! Me and the boys had been on jetskis having fun on the lake, we had dinner, and when I came back to my suite for my evening dump (pun warning!).
Now I didn’t make a habit of staring down the toilet bowl at my dumps, but tonight was different. I felt a strange sensation as it passed, it felt like spaghetti and a whole host of other junk was leaving my body.
I looked down, and saw a huge mass of thousands of dead, limp, lifeless worms floating to the bottom of the toilet. I was speechless! You know that feeling you get when a problem that bugged you for years just vanishes? You feel the sensation of breathing freely and easily for the first time in a long time, and you almost feel like celebrating! At this point, my best childhood friend getting married was just a neat little bonus compared to this!
just what was it?
I talked to Mr. Mboto, a nice African gentleman who made our special, cleansing drinks for us the day before. We sat down together, and I just had to find out what the hell was in the drink he gave us. I asked him nicely, and he was kind enough to tell me what it was...
It was a special, anti-parasitic drink made from 3 simple ingredients that to my surprise were sitting in my kitchen at home, and are probably sitting in yours right now. 3 ingredients which in isolation, don’t do much to tackle the fierce onslaught of the growing pinworm population in your gut... but combined, are simply DEVASTATING! Not to mention delicious.
Mr. Mboto’s deadly, delicious, juicy combination will...
Easy. Simple. FAST! (Furthermore, cleansing my body with this drink also allowed me to quickly shed the excess flab that was covering my midsection, making my body more than beach ready. Unfortunately, by then it was fucking late October!)
As a special bonus, the drink also gives your energy and your immune system a huge boost, leaving you feeling happier, more alive and alert.
DOWNLOAD AND USE THE FORMULA RIGHT NOW!
This very simple formula can be yours in less than 2 minutes from now, you can have the magic combination, and you can be heading off to your kitchen to mix your delicious, cleansing drink, and most important of all...
Be COMPLETELY cleared of pinworms after your next poo! GUARANTEED!
THE GUIDE IS VERY SIMPLE. Unlike most other guides, you won't get a 200 page manual of filler, waffle and buildup, what you need to do to rid yourself of these parasites RIGHT NOW is detailed on the first few pages to save you wasting your time. THEN once you've done the procedure, you can kick back and read the rest of the book about how to KEEP the parasites out of your system.
Try the Kill Pinworms program with this promise, that if the cleansing mixture does not completely clear your pinworm infestation within 24 hours you will receive a swift and courteous refund... NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Just drop me an email with "refund" in the subject line, and I will happily refund you your money.
You’ve got nothing to lose, except that horrible itch and a gut full of parasites.
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Here's to your health!
-- John Ridley